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I Woke Up Like This — Said No One Ever Except for Beyonce and Maybe a Handful of Models.
Life Happens. Coffee Helps.
You Can Try Baby. But You’ll Never Do It Like Me.
If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Margarita
There Are No Rainbows Without Rain, No Stars Without Darkness
A King Only Bows Down to His Queen
A Warrior in a World of Worriers.
Being Myself – Everyone Else is Taken.
Yup, I’m Just Another Instagram Influencer
Scratch Here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to Unveil My Secret Bio.
These Are the Days We Live for.
Friends Who Slay Together Stay Together.
Time is Precious, Waste It Wisely.
No This Isn’t a Dream, This is My Reality
I Would Rather Die of Passion Than of Boredom.
When Daydreams Become Reality.
Perseverance Pays… a Lot!
If I Was a Writer I’d Have a Better Instagram Bio Quote.
The Best of Me is Yet to Come.
Be Like a Pineapple: Stand Tall, Wear a Crown and Be Sweet in the Inside
Rain is Like Confetti Falling From the Sky
It Wasn’t Always Easy but It’s Worth It.
Gifted Napper, Talker, and Ice Cream Eater.
Do You Know What I Like About People? Their Dogs.
The Greater the Storm, the Brighter the Rainbow
You Can’t Spell Awesome Without Me
I Am Like a Butterfly: Pretty to See and Hard to Catch
Lift Up Your Head Princess or Your Crown Will Fall
First I Drink the Coffee. Then I Do Things.
Simplicity is the Key to Happiness
If I Was a Writer I’d Have a Better Instagram Bio Quote
You Can’t Become the Best Without First Being the Worst
I Already Want to Take a Nap Tomorrow.
Good Times and Tan Lines.
You Think This is a Game?
Weekend, Please Don’t Leave Me.
I Will Continue My Life the Way I Dream It, and Not the Way Others Want It to Be.
A Champion is Someone Who Gets Up When He Can’t.
Once I Get a Different Vibe, You Get a Different Me.
Be Who and What You Want, Period.
Don’t Be Like the Rest of Them, Darling.
Whatever You Do in Life, Make Sure It Makes You Happy.
My Mission in Life is Not Merely to Survive but Thrive.
Everything Has Beauty but Not Everyone Can See.
Remember to Always Be Yourself.
Happiness Often Sneaks in Through a Door You Didn’t Know You Left Open.
If I Cannot Do Great Things, I Can Do Small Things in a Great Way.
The Bad News is Time Flies. The Good News is You’re the Pilot.
Sometimes You Will Never Know the Value of a Moment Until It Becomes a Memory.
We Have Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself.
In a World of Worriers, Be the Warrior
The Question Isn’t Can You, It’s Will You?
When I Feel a Little Down, I Put on My Favorite High Heels and Dance.
That Moment When You Realize Your Childhood is Over.
Friday, My Second Favorite F Word.
Give Me Respect or Get Damaged.
I Will Either Find a Way or Make One.
Go Out and Chase Your Dreams No Matter How Crazy It Looks.
I Haven’t Changed. I Grew Up. Maybe You Should Give It a Try Sometime.
I’ll Never Try to Fit in. I Was Born to Stand Out.
It Won’t Always Be Easy, but Always Try to Do What’s Right
She Turned Her Can’ts Into Cans and Her Dreams Into Plans
The Best Things Come From Living Outside of Your Comfort Zone
Here’s My Story for the History Books
I’m a Cupcake in Search for Her Stud Muffin
In a World Where You Can Be Anyone, Be Yourself
Life is What Happens to You While You Scroll Through Instagram
Every Time I See You I Fall in Love All Over Again
If Life is Not Smiling at You, Give It a Good Tickling
A Day in the Life of Me: Eat Avocado Toast, Post Instagram Videos, Read Instagram Comments
It’s My Time to Step Into the Spotlight, I’ve Earned It
When Nothing Goes Right….swipe!
I Know I Left My Sanity Around Here Somewhere.
In a World Full of Trends I Want to Remain a Classic.
Do Justly. Love Mercy. Walk Humbly.
I’m Slowly Becoming the Person I Should Have Been a Long Time Ago.
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away, but if the Doctor is Cute Forget the Fruit
Silence is the Most Powerful Scream
Be Yourself; Everyone Else is Already Taken
Sometimes You Don’t Realize the Value of a Moment Until It Becomes a Memory
Life Isn’t Perfect but Your Outfit Can Be
Life is Not Measured by the Number of Breaths We Take, but by the Moments That Take Our Breath Away – Vicki Corona
Be Like a Diamond Precious & Rare Not Like a Stone Found Everywhere
Born Free Now I Am Expensive
I Don’t Have Time to Hate People Who Hate Me Because I’m Too Busy Loving People Who Love Me
Living the Life I Imagined
Today’s Mood is Brought to You by Coffee and Lipstick
Behind Every Girl’s Favorite Song, is an Untold Story
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Living Life on My Own Terms
Find Me Where the Wild Things Are.
I Don’t Care What People Think of Me This is Me in Rawest Form
I’d Rather Be Hated for Who I Am Than Loved for Who I Am Not
Risk Taker. Adventurer. Globetrotter. Living My Dreams
I Might Not Be Where I Want to Be Yet but I Get Closer Everyday
One Day, I Hope to Be a Happily Married Old Man Telling Wild Stories From His Wild Youth.
I Got to Where I Am Today by Being Me
I Was Born to Do Exactly What I’m Doing Today
Girl, I Have to Call You Back.
Don’t Like Me? Don’t Care.
I’m Out Here Hustlin’ to Claim What’s Mine
Risk Taker. Adventurer. Globetrotter.
I Was Born to… Do Exactly What I’m Doing Today.
I Might Not Be Where I Want to Be Yet but I Get Closer Every Day.
Living My Life on My Own Terms.
I Might Look Like I’m Doing Nothing, but in My Head, I’m Quite Busy.
Life is Either a Daring Adventure or Nothing at All.
One Day, I Hope to Be a Happy Old Man Telling Wild Stories From My Instagram Grid.
I Don’t Care What People Think of Me. This is Me in the Rawest Form.
Born to Express, Not Impress.
[sq]men Are Born to Succeed, Not to Fail.
Your Intelligence is My Common Sense.
[sq]if Your Life Got Harder, Congratulations! You Just Leveled Up.
Go Disappoint the Next Guy. I’m Busy Building My Empire.
Being Male is a Matter of Birth, Being Man is a Matter of Age, but Being Gentelman is a Matter of Choice.
Baby, if You Are Confused Between Me and Another Person Then Don’t Choose Me.
Go Ahead, Underestimate Me. You Won’t Be the First, You Won’t Be the Last, but You Will Be Wrong.
Behind Every Successful Man There is a Woman Bacause Women Don’t Run Behind Unsuccessful Men.
You Have to Be a Man Before You Can Be a Gentleman.
Be a Warrior, Not a Worrier.
So You’re Telling Me I Have a Chance?
I Don’t Care What You Think of Me! Unless You Think I’m Awesome – in Which Case, You’re Right! Carry on…
Lay a Firm Foundation With the Bricks That Others Throw at You
Awesome Ends With Me and Ugly Starts With You.
If You Don’t Like My Attitude Than You Have Problems With Your Choice.
Positive Expectations Are the Mark of the Superior Personality.
[sq]a Gentleman is Simply a Patient Wolf.
You Can’t Do Epic Shit With Basic People.
I Heard You’re a Player. Nice to Meet You; I’m the Coach.
It’s So Beautiful When a Boy Smiles.
I’m Not Really Funny. I’m Just Incredibly Mean and Everyone Thinks I’m Joking.
Where There’s a Will, I Want to Be in It.
I Am the One Who Can Give You Surprises and Shocks at the Same.
Happiness Depends on Your Mindset and Attitude.
Keep Your Face Towards the Sunshine, You Will Never See the Shadow.
You Couldn’t Handle Me Even if I Came With Instructions.
I Got Here by Being Me, So I’ll Continue Being Me.
Be All in or Get Out. There is No in Between.
Kilometers Are Shorter Than Miles. To Save Gas I’ll Take My Next Trip in Kilometers.
A Fool Thinks Himself to Be Wise, but a Wise Man Knows Himself to Be a Fool.
I’m Only Responsible for What I Say Not for What You Understand…
I Burned by Bridges So the Devil Couldn’t Follow Me.
The Only Thing Worse Than a Boy Who Hates You: a Boy That Loves You.
Silent People Have the Loudest Minds.
Attitude is a Lot Like Pregnancy. You Can Try to Hide It All You Want, but Eventually, It Will Come Out.
A Positive Attitude Will Lead to Positive Outcomes.
I Hear Them Talking Behind My Back, Atleast There is a Reason Why They Are Behind Me.
Winners Focus on Winning, Losers Focus on Winners
Don’t Run After Him Who Tries to Avoid You..!
Men Are Born to Succeed, Not to Fail.
When Life Throws a Rock at You, Throw Back a Brick
I Don’t Have a Dirty Mind, I Have a Sexy Imagination.
Instagram Bio Ideas for Girls
Being Worn a Girl is the Worst and the Best That Happened to Me
A Great Girl is Classy, Not Trashy
Who Runs the World? Girls
Don’t Tell Her How to Dress, Tell Him Not to Rape
Sassy, Classy, and Bad-assy
Keep Your Heels, Head, and Standard High
Just a Girl in Front of a Photo Willing to Receive Likes
Sweet as Sugar, Tough as Nails
Sweet as Sugar, Tough as Nails
Pour Yourself a Drink, Put on Some Lipstick, and Pull Yourself Together.
Leave a Little Sparkle Everywhere You Go
Just Like My Eyeliner, I Always Wing It
Some Girls Don’t Need Make Up Because They Are Born to Be Original.
Leaving a Bit of Sparkle Everywhere I Go ✨
I Believe in Making the Impossible Possible Because There’s No Fun in Giving Up
Turned My Dreams Into My Vision and My Vision Into My Reality
Smart. Strong. Silly. Straight Up Class Act.
I’m a Humble Person, Really. I’m Actually Much Greater Than I Think I Am.
Attitude is Like a Wristwatch. Every Watch Shows Different Time Than Other and Everyone Thinks His Watch is Showing the Right Time.
Don’t Get My Personality and My Attitude Twisted, Because My Personality is Me, and My Attitude Depends on You!
Change ‘one Day’ Into ‘today'
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade
I’m Not Perfect but Stories Are Always Better With a Touch of Imperfection
My Standards Are High… Just Like My Heels
Me: Happy Girls Are the Prettiest Also Me: I’d Like to Buy 15 Pounds of Makeup Please
Doing All Things With Kindness
Single, Focused, Blessed. Living Life.
My Standards Are High. Just Like My Heels
A Messy Bun and Having Fun
Voice of the Wild Within Every Woman
I Am a Girl. I Don’t Smoke, Drink or Party Every Weekend. I Don’t Sleep Around or Start Drama to Get Attention. Yes, We Do Still Exist!
Girls Don’t Wait for the Prince Anymore. They Just Pack and Travel the Worl.
Happiness Never Goes Out of Style
I’m a Woman With Ambition and a Heart of Gold
I Shine From Within So No One Can Dim My Light
No, I’m Not Feeling Violent, I’m Feeling Creative With Weapons.
Why Chase You When I’m the Catch.
A Negative Attitude is Nine Times More Powerful Than a Positive Attitude.
Don’t Change So People Will Like You. Be Yourself and the Right People Will Love the Real You.
I Don’t Have an Attitude Problem, You Have a Perception Problem.
A Man Who is a Master of Patience is Master of Everything Else.
My Life. My Rules. & My Attitude
I Haven’t Changed. I Grew Up. Maybe You Should Give It a Try Sometime.
What Good Are Wings Without the Courage to Fly?
I Can’t Change My Personality. I’ll Always Smile, but I’ll Be More Focused.
I Am Not Perfect but I Am Limited Edition.
Excellence is Not a Skill, It’s an Attitude.
My Style is What “i Like” Not What “others Like”
I May Be Fat, but You’re Ugly. And I Can Lose Weight!
Fire is the Test of Gold; Adversity, of Strong Men.
Hey, I Just Met You, This is Crazy
At Least This Balloon is Attracted to Me!
I Must Destroy You With Hugs and Kisses
Stop Looking for Happiness in the Same Place You Just Lost It.
If We Could Only Turn Back Time…
I Don’t Know What’s Tighter, Our Jeans or Our Friendship.
I Sweari’mm Nice Girl Until You Do Something That Pisses Me Off.. Then the Bitch Will Come Out to Play.
I Want a Relationship Like “tom & Jerry” Fight Daily, Still Can’t Live Without Each Other.
Keep Smiling Because Life is a Beautiful Thing and There’s So Much to Smile About.
Beauty is Power, a Smile is Its Sword
Do Not Take Life Too Seriously. You Will Never Get Out of It Alive
Chilling Like a Gangster.
No, I Checked My Receipt. I Didn’t Buy Any of Your Bullshit.
Do Expect Me to Get Pissed Off When You Don’t Answer!? Who Do You Think You Are!? The Delivery Guy?
If You Treat a Girl Like a Dog, She’s Going to Piss on You.
I Didn’t Kill Anyone, Jealousy Did.
If You Are Testing My Water, You Better Know How to Swim.
Cry Only for Cuts and Stitches Not for Bastards and Bitches.
My Biggest Problem? I Notice Everything.
It’s Sad but Life is Full of Sudden Good Bye’s.
One Day You Will Find the One Who Makes All the Others Disappear.
I Am Who I Am, I Am What I Am, I Do What I Do and I Ain’t Never Gonna Do It Any Different. I Don’t Care Who Likes It and Who Doesn’t.
The Most Important Thing is to Enjoy Your Life – to Be Happy – It’s All That Matters.
Take Every Chance You Get in Life Because Some Things Only Happen Once.
It’s Better to Arrive Late Than to Arrive Ugly.
When You Actually Matter to a Person, They’ll Make Time for You. No Lies, No Excuses.
Because She Competes With No One, No One Can Compete With Her.
You Will Never Be Truly Happy if You Continuously Hold on to the Things That Make You Sad.
Change Your Thoughts and You’ll Change Your World.
Never Be Controlled by Three Things: Your Past, Money, and People.
But Without the Dark, We’d Never See the Stars.
She Says Nothing When She Wants to Say Everything.
You Can’t Just Come Into Someone’s Life, Make Them Special and Then Leave.
I’d Rather Be Hated for Who I Am Than Loved for Who I Am Not
Always Wearing My Invisible Crown.
Sometimes Depressed, Stressed…, but Still Well Dressed.
So Many Books, So Little Time.
The Bags Under My Eyes Are Gucci.
I Myself Never Feel That I’m Sexy. If People Call Me Cute, I Am Happier.
Women Drivers Rev My Engine
I Gave So Much to Someone Who Never Appreciated It.
I’m a Good Person. But Don’t Give Me a Reason to Show You My Evil Side.
Pay Close Attention to People Who Don’t Clap When You Win.
There Are Two Reasons Why We Don’t Trust People. First, We Don’t Know Them. Second, We Know Them.
Be Careful Who You Push Away. Some of Us Don’t Come Back.
Some People Are Not Your Friend, They Are Just Scared to Be Your Enemy.
We Are Born to Be Real, Not Perfect.
Sand in My Toes and Saltwater in My Curls.
Turning My Dreams Into My Vision and My Vision Into Reality
Believing in Making the Impossible Possible
I’m Not Perfect but Stories Are Always Better With a Touch of Imperfection, Right?
Leaving a Bit of Sparkle Everywhere I Go (Yes I Do Carry Glitter in My Pockets)
Strong Women Rule the World.
I’m a Woman With Ambition and a Heart of Gold.
I Feel Like Making My Dreams Come True
Always Give 100% — Unless You’re Donating Blood.
Who Runs the World? Repeat Loud in Front of a Mirror: Me!
Happiness is Always Trendy
I Shine From Within So No One Can Dim My Light
Instagram Bio Quotes Short
Fall? Oh, You Mean Football Season.
Maybe She's Born With It. Maybe It's Maple Leaves.
I'm Turning Over a New Leaf.
My Favorite Fall Outfit is a Har-vest.
Would You Be-leaf I Took This Photo on the First Try?
The Only Thing Getting "Lit" This Weekend is My Pumpkin Spice Candle.
Don't Even Chai to Say You Like Fall More Than Me.
What's My Blood Type? Pumpkin Spice.
Keep Calm and Enjoy Fall.
We Got Lost in This Maize.
If You Don't Like Sappy Puns, You Better Leaf Right Now.
I Only Have Pies for You.
You're the Apple of My Eye.
You're the Pick of the Patch.
Autumn Skies and Pumpkin Pies.
Sweater Weather is Better Together.
I Love You More Than Pumpkin Pie—and That's Saying a Lot.
Cool Instagram Bio With Emoji
Fall Sundays Were Made for 🏈 and 🍺.
I 🍩 Care What You Say, Fall is the Best Season!
🎃 Spice and Everything Nice.
👇 Check Out My Latest Blog Post 👇
🐦: (Twitter Handle) 👻: (Snapchat Handle) 🎥: (Youtube Handle)
Traveller ✈️ Book Lover 📖 Obsessed With Tacos 🌮
We Love All Animals 🐶 and Donate a Percentage of Sales to Marine Life 🐠
There's a New 🎃 in the Patch!
Can You 🐝🍁 This Fall Weather?!
I Love You More Than 🎃 Pie.
Autumn Leaves + Pumpkin Pies = the 🔑 to My ❤️.
Personal Trainer 💪 Dancer 💃 Meditator 🧘
Currently Hanging Out in 🇵🇹
❤️ Lover Not a Fighter Spreading ✌️all Over the 🌎
Entrepreneur ➕ Globetrotter ➕ Motivational Speaker
I Need to Be Home Before Midnight...👠🎃
Best Costume 🏆 Goes to...
We Trick or Treat, 🌧 or ☀️.
We Have a New 🎃 in the Patch!
Sorry I'm ⚰, I Have a Cold.
Who You Gonna 📞? 👻busters!
Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because It Happened.
❌️😢🔚😀✨✨✨
So Many Books, So Little Time.
📚️📚️📚️📚️ ⏳😀⌛️😭
Be the Change That You Wish to See in the World.
🐝🔀🙏👁️👁️➡️🌎
Without Music, Life Would Be a Mistake.
"❌🎶🎵🎶❌ ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ ❌🆒❌🆒❌"
I Solemnly Swear I'm Up to No Good.
✋🤬⬆️😈
For Every Minute You Are Angry You Lose Sixty Seconds of Happiness.
☝️⏲️😠 ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ ❌6⃣0⃣⏲️😄❌ ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 😢😭😢😭😢😭
Instagram Bio Quotes for Boys Attitude
Hmmm….don’t Copy My Bio!!!
I’m Busy, You Can Hire My Dog 🙀
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I’m Here to Avoid Friends on Facebook 😉
I Am 97% Sure You Don’t Like Me and I Am 100% Sure I Don’t Care.
Its Not an Attitude, Its the Way I Am.
I Don’t Follow Others, I Only Follow My Orders Because I Am My Own Boss.
Positiveness is the Route to Happiness.
I Am a Good Boy With Bad Habits.
Fabulous and I Goes Well.
Heaven Won’t Have Me and Hell is Afraid, I’ll Take Over!
I Have a Phenomenal Swag.
I’m Your Worst Nightmare.
It is Better to Live One Day as a Lion, Than a Thousand Days as a Lamb.
Man Loves Little and Often: Woman Much and Rarely.
Good Things Happen to Those Who Hustle.
I Don’t Care if You Think You Have ‘swag’. Just Pull Up Your Pants and Walk Faster.
Because I Have Loved Life, I Shall Have No Sorrow to Die.
Goodness is Another Bitch That Will Let You Fall in This Evil World.
Life is Fragile. We’re Not Guaranteed a Tomorrow So Give It Everything You’ve Got.
My Attitude is My Approach.
I Belong Deeply to My Own Self.
Life is Just a Chance to Grow a Soul.
It Does Not Matter How Slowly You Go as Long as You Do Not Stop.
I Am Another Beautiful Dream That You Cannot Fulfill.
Jealousy is a Terrible Disease. Get Well Soon!
Take Me as I Am or Watch Me as I Go.
A Meaningful Silence is Always Better Than Meaningless Words
I Am a Combo of Sweet and Spice.
If You Are Bad Than I Am Your Dad.
Everything That Kills Me Makes Me Feel Alive.
Why Look Up at the Stars When the Biggest Star is Me.
It’s My Chaos That Made Me Beautiful.
I Am Another Precious Stone Whose Importance is Yet Not Discovered.
I Would Rather Die on My Feet Than Live on My Knees.
I Don’t Try to Be Awesome, Awesome Try to Be Me.
Just the Way I Carry My Swag and I’m Humble With It Too.
If You Obey All the Rules, You Miss All the Fun.
I Wish I Had Google in My Mind and Antivirus in My Heart.
I’m Sorry My Fault. I Forgot You’re an Idiot.
I Am Cool, but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
I’m on Energy Saving Mode.
I Don’t Care About Your Opinion.
Goodness is Another Bitch That Will Let You Fall Into This Evil World.
Love Makes One’s Heart Weak and Weakness Can Never Be My Trait.
God Made This World So Beautiful and One of His Beautiful Creating is the One You Are Talking Right Now on Instagram.
Why Be Sad and Waste This Life When You Can Totally Rock the Floor of Craziness?
What’s the Guarantee That Whatever I’m Gonna Post on This Bio is Truth?
Cry a River. Build a Bridge. Walk Over It.
I Will Do My Best, to Be Honest, and Fair…
You Call It Eating Five Boxes of Girl Scout Cookies Alone. I Call It Supporting Young Female Entrepreneurs.
Happy 106th Birthday Girl Scout
Once Upon a Time, There Was a Girl Scout Who…
Must of the Girl Are Still Single, Because They Obey Their Parents Than Fake Love.
Be Yourself; Everyone Else is Already Taken.
One Day, There’s Going to Be an Updated Version of Me.
We Live in a Society Where Pizza Gets Into Our House Before the Police.
If I Delete Your Number, That Means You’re Erased From My Life.
Why Are Looking Up at the Stars When the Most Significant Star is Me.
Let’s Thank God for We Are Lived Yesterday and Are Living Today.
When It Rains, Look for Rainbow and Whenever There’s Darkness Around, Look for Stars.
You Are Your Own Gold Mine!
Stress Does Not Go With My Outfit!
This is the Best Bio for Instagram!
Nobody Really Likes Us Except for Us!
Scratch Here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to Reveal My Bio.
There’s No Such Thing as Dimness, Only an Unlucky Deficiency of Light.
Attempting to Raise the Casual Conversation to Medium Talk.
Where the Damnation Am I, and How Could I Have Been Able to I Arrive?
White Lips, Pale Face, I Detest the Whole Human Race.
Why Take a Gander at the Stars When the Greatest Star is Me.
Will Indicate Lower Leg for Five Minutes of the Remote.
Words Can’t Express My Affection & Energy for Fridays!
We Met for a Reason. Either You Are a Blessing or a Lesson.
Don’t Follow Me B’coz I Don’t Know Where I Am Going.
In Some Cultures What I Do is Considered Normal
My Job is Secure. No One Else Wants It.
Life is Scary; at Least the Salary is Funny.
The Lights at the End of the Tunnel Are the Front Lights of a Train.
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity. I Enjoy Every Minute of It.
Keep Rolling Your Eyes. Maybe One Day You’ll Find a Brain Back There.
One Day I Will Resolve My Problems With Maturity. Presently, However, It Will Be Alcohol.
I’m Not Funny. I’m Just Mean, but People Think I Am Joking.
I Am Not Afraid… I Was Born to Do This.
I Am What is Mine. Personality is the Original Personal Property.
Instagram Bio Quotes for Girls Attitude
Living Life on My Own Terms.
It’s Not a Phase, It’s Who I Am.
Who Else Are You Going to Follow? Really!
I Am a Girl, I Am Smart, I Am Strong, I Can Do Anything.
Forgive? Yes. Forget? Never.
I Love the Person I’ve Become Because I Fought to Become Her.
Don’t Study Me. You Won’t Graduate.
My Story Will Inspire You So Be Sure to Hit That Follow Button.
A Girl Should Be Two Things: Who and What She Wants.
I Wanna Be Different Just Like Everyone Else.
The Most Attractive Accessory a Girl Can Have is Confidence.
I’m Not the Jealous Type, but What’s Mine is Mine.
Used to Think I Was a Tad Indecisive, but Now I’m Not Quite Sure.
Turned My Dreams Into My Vision and My Vision Into My Reality.
Follow My Instagram or I’m Nacho Friend Anymore.
I Don’t Make Mistakes, I Date Them.
I Love to Have the Fun So I Don’t Obey All the Rules.
Just Like My Eyeliner, I Always Wing It.
My Standards Are High… Just Like My Heels.
I’m the Girl You’ll Never Be.
Savage Attitude but a Golden Heart.
I Am a Queen, and I Demand to Be Treated Like a Queen.
I’m Just a Girl Who Enjoys Minding Her Business…literally!
Naturally and Artificially Flavored.
Spending My Days in a Well So I Can Say They’ve Been Well Spent.
They Call Me Febreeze Because I’m So Fresh.
Smart. Strong. Silly. Straight Up Class Act.
I’m Out Here Hustlin’ to Claim What’s Mine.
Don’t Tell Her How to Dress, Tell Him Not to Rape.
Don’t Like Me? Don’t Care.
In Every Woman There is a Queen. Speak to the Queen and the Queen Will Answer.
I’d Rather Be Hated for Who I Am Than Loved for Who I Am Not.
Better to Be Queen for an Hour Than a Countess for Life.
A Messy Bun and Having Fun.
Drink Beer, Save Water 😉😉😎😎
Life is Short So I’m Smiling While I’ve Still Got All My Teeth.
Daydreamer, Night Thinker.
I Shine From Within So No One Can Dim My Light.
I Like Being Glamorous Because It’s Not a Crime.
Single, Focused, Blessed. Living Life.
One Day, I Hope to Become a Grown-up.
I’m Not Hot, It’s Called Cuteness Overloaded.
Making History, I Mean…insta Stories…
Being a Girl is So Expensive.
I Don’t Need a Prince Charming to Have My Own Happy Ending.
Stressed, Blessed, and Coffee Obsessed.
Relationship Status: Netflix and Icecream.
I’m Imperfect and Geniously Mad and Love to Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring.
I’m Busy Guy, Please Handle With Care.
I’m Super Professional Than You, Just Click Follow Button 😉
If You Follow Me You Will Become My Follower and I’ve Become Leader 💫
Laugh While You Have Teeth 😀
Never Hear Bad, Never Look Bad, Never Talk Badly 🙉🙊🙊
I’ve Become Billionaire 💥
Sleep Until You Wake Up 😀💤💤
There is Beauty in Simplicity.
Sassy, Classy With a Touch of Badassy.
I Don’t Feel Ashamed for Who I Am, That’s My Parent’s Job.
I Want to Be the Girl You Fall for When Everybody Else is Falling for You.
I Apologize for Anything I Post While Hungry.
Leaving a Bit of Sparkle Everywhere I Go.
Girls Don’t Wait for the Prince Anymore. They Just Pack and Travel the World.
Don’t Know What to Do? You Can Start by Hitting That Follow Button.
I Am Strong, I Am Beautiful, I Am Enough.
Beauty Only Gets Attention, but Personality Captures the Heart.
The Happier You Are the More Beautiful You Become.
Being Yourself is the Prettiest Thing You Can Be.
Beauty Beings the Moment You Decide to Be Yourself.
A Girl Should Be Two Things: Classy and Fabulous.
Like Me or Hate Me, I’d Still Be This Pretty.
Kanye Attitude With Drake Feelings.
Follow Along to Witness History in the Making.
Just a Girl in Front of a Photo Willing to Receive Likes.
Looking at the World Through Colored Glasses.
I Might Look Like I’m Doing Nothing, but in My Head, I’m Quite Busy.
Follow Me to Get a Behind the Scenes Look at My Life.
My Instagram Account is Very a-peel-ing.
My Hobbies Are Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner 😉.
When You’re Downie Eat a Brownie.
I Am Person Who is Brave, Strong and Broken at the Same Time.
My Attitude Depends on People in Front of Me!
Beauty is Being the Best Possible Version of Yourself on the Inside and Out.
I’m No Beauty Queen, I’m Just Beautiful Me.
You Have to Be Odd, to Be Number One.
I’ve Saved Many Trees by Not Doing My Homework 😏😏
I Born at Very Young Age 😀😀😀
Comment and Get Reply, Sleep and Get Relax 💭💭💬💬
This is My Last Instagram Bio Ever 😎😎
I’ve Setup Camera in My Instagram Bio to Prevent Copying 😉💣
Funny Quotes For Instagram Bio
I Need a Six Month Holiday, Twice a Year
People Say Nothing is Impossible, but I Do Nothing Every Day.
The First 5 Days After the Weekend Are Always the Hardest.
Celery is 95% Water and 100% Not Pizza
Can’t Walk… Vehicles Only..!
I Liked Memes Before They Were on Instagram
Stop! Status Under Construction: D
I Am So Poor, I Can’t Even Pay Attention.
Flip the Coin.. Head I Am Yours, Tail You Are Mine.
Don’t Invest Emotions, Love is a Depreciating Asset.
Falling in Love is Not a Choice. Staying in Love is.
Weekend, Please Don’t Leave Me.
Some Days Start Better Than Others.
Life is Short, False, It’s the Longest Thing You Do
Being Alive is Being Offline!
Remember It’s Just a Bad Day, Not a Bad Life.
Contributing to Entropy Since 1994
Smile Today, Cry Tomorrow. Read This Every Day!
On a Scale of 1 to 10, I’m an 11
In My House I’m the Boss, My Wife is Just the Decision Maker.
Some People Are Alive Only, Because It’s Illegal to Kill Them.
Nothing More Than a Man Who Cared Enough to Try
Someday, There’s Going to Be an Updated Version of Me.
I Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram When I’m Drunk!
Whenever I Have a Problem, I Just Sing, Then I Realize My Voice is Worse Than My Problem.
I Wonder What Happens When the Doctor’s Wife Eats an Apple a Day…
I Wish I Knew When My Dominos’ Pizza Would Arrive
I Love Deadlines. I Like the Whooshing Sound They Make as They Fly by.
Where the Hell Am I, and How Did I Get Here?
Are You a Banker Because I’d Like You to Leave Me a Loan.
You See That Blue Follow Button? I’d Tap That!
Recommended by 4 Out of 5 People That Recommend Things.
It’s So Simple to Be Wise. Just Think of Something Stupid to Say and Then Don’t Say It.
Here to Serve…. The Cat Overlord.
Warning!!! I Know Karate and Few Other Oriental Words.
Have Lots of Hair and Like Ugly Things.
Recovering Ice Cream Addict.
If You Can’t Convince Them, Confuse Them.
You’re a 10, on the Ph Scale… Cuz You’re Basic.
I’m Not Smart. I Just Wear Glasses.
I’m Just Having an Allergic Reaction to the Universe.
I Put the Hot in Psychotic.
I Don’t Make Mistakes; I Date Them.
Good Samaritan, Washed-up Athlete, Especially Gifted Napper.
You’re Right. I’m Not Perfect. But I’m Unique!
A Lie is Just a Great Story Ruined by Truth.
Don’t Get a Woman, Get a Dog… They Are Loyal and They Die Sooner.
I Talk Like a Baby and I Never Pay for Drinks.
White Lips, Pale Face, I Hate the Entire Human Race.
I’m So Poor That I Can’t Pay Attention in Class.
Trying to Elevate Small Talk to Medium Talk.
It’s Very Difficult to Be Great. Losers Prove This Point Continuously.
Sometimes One Middle Finger Isn’t Enough to Let Someone Know How You Feel. That’s Why You Have Two Hands.
I Will Go Into Survival Mode if Tickled.
Sometimes I Just Want to Give It All Up and Become a Handsome Billionaire.
When I’m on My Death Bed, I Want My Final Words to Be “i Left One Million Dollars in the…
My Life is About as Organized as the $5 Dvd Bin at Wal-mart.
I’m Not Sure How Many Problems I Have Because Math is One of Them.
I Only Rap Caucasionally.
I Still Don’t Understand Twitter, but Here I Am.
Save Paper, Don’t Do Homework.
Always Give Your 100 Percent ….unless You’re Donating Blood.
God is Really Creative, I Mean ..just Look at Me.
Life is Too Short. Don’t Waste It Reading My Instagram Bio….
I Am Definitely a Morning Person if Morning Starts From Noon
To Be Brave is to Love Unconditionally Without Expecting Anything in Return.
When I Miss You I Re-read Our Old Conversations and Smile Like an Idiot.
I Love You With the Breath, the Smiles and the Tears of All My Life.
My Hobbies Are Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner.
Born to Express Not to Impress.
I Always Learn From Mistake of Others Who Take My Advice.
Born at a Very Young Age.
I Still Miss My Ex – but Guess What? My Aim is Getting Better.
I Always Dream of Being a Millionaire Like My Uncle… He’s Dreaming Too.
Never Judge Someone Until You Walk a Mile in Their Shoes. By That Time, They’ll Be a Mile Away and Barefoot.
This is My Last Instagram Bio Ever.
I Prefer My Puns Intended.
I Work for Money, for Loyalty Hire a Dog.
I’m in Desperate Need of a 6 Month Vacation… Twice a Year.
I Thought I Wanted a Career, Turns Out I Just Wanted Pay Checks.
The Strawberry Shampoo Doesn’t Taste as Good as It Smells.
Not All Men Are Fools, Some Stay Single.
If I Could Sum Up My Life in One Line I Would Die of Embarrassment.
Don’t Hit Kids!!! No, Seriously, They Have Guns Now.
The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Couldn’t Store All This Personality.
Exercise, Ex..er..cise, Ex…ar..cise, Eggs Are Sides, for Bacon!
I Was Addicted to Hokey Pokey but I Turned Myself Around.
I Ran Into My Ex Today… Put It in Reverse and Did It Again!!!
A Bus Station is Where a Bus Stops. A Train Station is Where a Train Stops. On My Desk, I Have a Work Station.
Currently Starring in My Own Reality Show Titled, a Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoe.
I Am Not a Player…i’m the Game
A Caffeine-dependent Life-form.
Are You a Banker Because I’d Like You to Leave Me a Loan?
A Man of Mystery and Power, Whose Power is Exceeded Only by His Mystery
I’m Not Sure How Many Problems I Have Because Math is One of Them
Insert Pretentious Stuff About Myself Here.
Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come.
Slay Them With Sweetness.
I Could Spend Hours Looking at You and Your Smile.
It’s the Little Things You Do That Makes Me So Crazily Attracted to You.
Yes, You’re on My Mind Right Now. And Yeah, I Can’t Help It.
You Have No Idea How Fast My Heart Races When I See You.
I Want Your Heart Because You Stole Mine.
Everybody Has an Addiction, Mine Just Happens to Be You.
You Are Cute, Can I Keep You..??
Cute Instagram Bios Quotes
You Know You’re in Love When You Can’t Fall Asleep Because Reality is Finally Better Than Your Dreams.
If I Had a Flower for Every Time I Thought of You, I Could Walk in My Garden Forever.
Sometimes I’m Not Angry, I’m Hurt and There’s a Big Difference.
Do You Believe in Love at First Sight, or Should I Walk by Again?
Fabulous Ends in “us” Coincidence? I Think Not.
I’m Not Short, I’m Concentrated Awesome..
Life Isn’t Perfect. But My Hair is!
Cute but Psycho, Yet Cute.
I Actually Wear Glasses Because I Need Them to See.
I Don’t Always Make Sense, but When I Do, I Don’t.
Anything is Possible With Sunshine and a Little Pink.
Aye I’m Just Feeling My Vibes Right Now, I’m Feeling Myself.
I Want a Cute, Long Relationship Where Everyone is Like Damn They’re Still Together?
Try to Be a Rainbow in Someone’s Cloud.
My Life With You is Something That I Would Never Trade, Even for All of the Riches Under Heaven.
All the Blood, Sweat, and Tears Will Be Worth It When I Get to Spend Forever by Your Side.
It’s Funny How People Say They Miss You, but Don’t Even Make an Effort to See You.
I’m Not Perfect. I’ll Annoy You, Make Fun of You, Say Stupid Things, but You’ll Never Find Someone Who Loves You as Much as I Do.
You’ll Know They’re Special When No Matter What Kind of Mood You’re in, They Can Always Manage to Make You Smile.
To Be Brave is to Love Unconditionally Without Expecting Anything in Return.
Sometimes, It’s Better to Be Alone… No One Can Hurt You.
If You Dare, Take My Hand and Take Me to Where Your Heart is. I Want to Feel What It’s Like to Love Like You.
When You Love Me Like That, I Melt Into Honey. Let’s Be Sweet Together.
The Sweetest Joy, the Wildest Woe is Love.
Once a While Someone Amazing Comes Along! And Here I Am.
Not Trying Stop-motion, Just Happy and Retarded.
I Just Wanna Spend the Rest of My Life Laughing.
Purity of Heart and Sincerity in Smile.
If You Don’t Have a Smile, I’ll Give You One of Mine..
Why Cry for Someone When You Can Laugh Next to Someone Else?
The Reason I Like You is Simple – Love, Laughter, and Your Smile.
There Are Two Ways of Spreading Light: to Be the Candle or the Mirror That Reflects It.
Please Don’t Forget to Smile.
Relationships These Days Start by Pressing Like on Her Photo.
Awesome Ends With Me and Ugly Starts With You.
Making the Snuggie Look Good Since 2009.
I’d Rather Spend One Moment Holding You Than a Lifetime Knowing I Never Could.
There is No Other Woman in the World Like You. I Am the Luckiest Man Alive to Be Able to Call You Mine.
I’ve Fallen in Love Many Times Always With You.
No Matter What Has Happened. No Matter What You’ve Done. No Matter What You Will Do. I Will Always Love You. I Swear It.
Just a Cupcake Looking for a Stud Muffin.
I Don’t Care How Hard Being Together is, Nothing is Worse Than Being Apart.
The Most Painful Goodbyes Are Those Which Were Never Said and Never Explained.
I’ve Realized That the Beatles Got It Wrong. Love Isn’t All We Need—love is All There is.
You’re Still a Little Kitten That Looks at My Eyes, Wanting Love in This Cold World.
I’ve Been Waiting Hours and I’ll Be Waiting for Hours More, Till My Love Arrives and My Heart’s Fulfilled.
When You Fall for Someone’s Personality, Almost Everything About Them Becomes Handsome and Beautiful.
Just About the Time When You Think You Can Make Ends Meet, Somebody Moves the Ends.
Before You, I Never Believed in Forever. Now, I Know That is Not Long Enough to Spend With You.
Can Anything Be More Valuable Than Our Love? Since You Are With Me, My Only Measurement is in Heartbeats.
While Heaven Must Surely Mourn the Loss of One of Its Own, We Mere Mortals Celebrate Your Grace.
When I Miss You It Seems Every Song I Listen to is About You.
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away, but if the Doctor is Cute Forget the Fruit.
Silence is the Most Powerful Scream.
Be Yourself; Everyone Else is Already Taken.
Sometimes You Never Realize the Value of a Moment Until It Becomes a Memory.
There is Never a Time or Place for True Love. It Happens Accidentally, in a Heartbeat, in a Single Flashing, Throbbing Moment.
When I Miss You I Re-read Our Old Conversations and Smile Like an Idiot.
Every Time I See You I Fall in Love All Over Again.
Everyone is Beautiful in Their Own Way Because God Makes No Mistakes.
My Silence/smile is Just Another Word for My Pain.
I Don’t Have Much to Give You. I’m Not a Rich Man. What I Can Promise is That Everything I Do Will Be for You, Always.
Without You in My Life, I Would Be Incomplete. I Pray That I Should Never Know Such Pain.
I Love You With the Breath, the Smiles and the Tears of All My Life.
If You Can’t Get Someone Out of Your Head. Maybe, They Are Supposed to Be There.
Perfect Has 7 Letters and So Does Meeeeee. Coincidence? I Think Not.
If Life is Not Smiling at You, Give It a Good Tickling.
Love is Composed of a Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies.
No Matter How Strong of a Person You Are, There’s Always Someone Who Can Make You Weak.
It Hurts When You Have Someone in Your Heart but Not in Your Arms.
Instagram Bio Quotes & Captions for Love
If I Know What Love is, It is Because of You.
Love Took Slow Steps Towards Your Heart..!!
Marriage is a Workshop..where Husband Works & Wife Shops..it’s Shopping Time..!!
My Heart Understands You.
You Are My Dream Come True.
A Day Without You is Ugly, a Day With You is Beautiful.
When I’m With You, Time Stands Still.
Love Brought Us Together, Keeps Us Together, and Will Never Let Us Part.
You Are the Frosting on My Cake.
I Love You So So So So Much!
Just the Two of Us, We Can Make It if We Try
Some Hearts Understand Each Other, Even in Silence.
Some People Are Worth Melting for.
Love is When the Other Person’s Happiness is More Important Than Your Own.
Your Arms Feel More Like Home Than Any House Ever Did.
Everything is Better When We Do It Together.
All of Me Loves All of You.
Every Time I See You, I Love You More.
An Adventure With You is Never Dull.
Every Day I Spend With You, Becomes the Best Day of My Life.
Individually, We Are One Drop. Together We Are an Ocean.
You May Hold My Hand for a While, but You Hold My Heart Forever.
Thank You for Reminding Me What Butterflies Feel Like.
Without You, I’m Nothing. With You, I’m Something. Together, We’re Everything.
I Still Get Butterflies Even Though I’ve Seen You a Hundred Times.
I Feel the Fragrance of Love Everywhere When You Are Near Me.
You’re My Favorite Place to Go When My Mind Searches for Peace.
I Want to Be With You Until My Last Page.
One Smile Can’t Change the World, but Your Smile Changes Mine.
You Mean More to Me Than You’ll Ever Know.
You Are the Risk I’ll Always Take.
I Am Trying Not to Think About You but It’s Not Working.
Thank You for Reminding Me What Butterflies Feel Like.
Sometimes I Look at You and I Wonder How I Got to Be So Damn Lucky.
I Won’t Cry for You. My Mascara’s Too Expensive.
Hey You. Yeah, You. I Love You.
You’re the Avocado to My Toast.
The Only Time I Stop Talking is to Kiss You.
I’ll Keep My Promise to You, What Did I Promise Again?
We’re Best Friends…right?
I Tell You Everything, at Least Everything I Think You Should Know.
Fight, Make Up, Repeat, Fight, Make Up, Repeat, Let’s Skip the Fight Part.
They Said We Wouldn’t Work, but We Did.
Our Relationship Comes From the Heart, the Other Parts Aren’t Bad Either.
I Sent You a Message of Love, It Came Back Undeliverable, What’s Up With That?
You Wanna Know Who I Am in Love With? Read the First Word Again. 🙂 😉
Your Smile Makes Me Smile.
I Still Fall for You Every Day (and Twice on Sunday)!
You’re All My Heart Ever Talks About.
You’re My Favorite Flavor.
Do You Realize How Amazing You Are to Me?
Our Home is Different Than Any House Because You’re in It.
Your Smile Lights Up My Life and Your Love Fills Up My Heart.
These Two Parts Make a Better Whole.
When You’re Not by My Side, Something is Missing.
Where There is Love, There is You.
A Heart in Love is a Happy Heart.
When We Hug, We Melt Together.
Everything Works When We’re Moving in the Same Direction.
There is an Undeniable Bond Between Us.
You Have the Patience of a Saint, and I Should Know I Test It Everyday.
I Found a Pearl in an Oyster and It Was You.
I Know I’m Annoying but in a Cute Kind of Way, Right?
You Love Me at My Worst, Things Can Only Get Better From Here.
When I Speak, I May Not Always Make Sense, but Here Goes…i Lurf You.
Is That a Night Light or Just Your Smile?
You Make My Heart Go: Boom – Boom!
When You Say My Name I Hear Music, or is It the Radio?
I Think I Can Be Without You, Then I Think Again.
Together We Make a Pretty Picture, Apart, Not So Much.
That’s Okay, You Don’t Have to Give My Heart Back, You Can Keep It.
The Best Relationship Begins and Ends With Love.
You Are the Key to My Lock.
You Keep Reminding Me What Your Smile Means to Me.
Sometimes Only the Thought of You Can Make Me Smile.
Who Knew We Were Made for Each Other? I Did!
Our Love is Never Ending, My Heart is Overflowing.
I Am Happy Anywhere With You, and Sad Anywhere Without You.
When You Hold My Hand, You Hold My Heart.
I Will Grow Old With You.
When We First Met, I Knew You Were the One…no Really!
Love is Friendship, Our Love is Best Friendship.
When I Look Into Your Eyes I See Our Future Together.
A Glass of Wine Isn’t as Sweet as You.
You Are the Little Spoon to My Big Spoon. I Love Spooning With You.
Am I Staring at You? Sorry I Can’t Help It.
I Hope I Am the Reason You’re Smiling.
When I First Met You, You Took by Breath Away. Guess What? You Still Do.
Let’s Sing a Song Together.
Falling in Love With You Was the Best Fall I Ever Took.
Is It Weird That I Think We’re Weirder Together?
When We Kiss, We Become One.
You Can Distract Me Anytime.
Sugar and Spice, That’s Us.
We’re Definitely Two of a Kind.
You Make Our House Feel More Like Home.
True Love Means Many Things to Many People, to Me, It Means You.
I Can’t Replace You and I’m Not Going to Try.
You Are the Thing in My Everything.
Our Love is as Big as the Sky and That’s Big!
Are We Saying Goodbye in This Photo or See You Soon?
You Are My Better Half, Come to Think of It, You’re My Only Half.
My Favorite Hobby is Flirting With You.
When We Kiss Fireworks Go Off, Either That or My Phone Exploded.
You’re More Than Just Arm Candy, You’re My Sugar Rush.
I Open My Heart to You, Just Make Sure You Sew It Back Up.
How Lucky Am I That of All the Fish in the Sea, I Caught You.
I Would Be Sad if You Left Me, Please Don’t.
My Heart Goes Boom When You Are in the Room.
For You, I’ll Bring Out the Good Champagne.
With You I Feel Like I’m Walking on Air…hope I Don’t Fall.
I Love You So Much, I’ll Even Cook.
Instagram Captions About Friends
Making Memories With Friends is My Favorite Thing to Do
The Friend Will Say the Solution for Your Problems.
True Friends Don’t Judge Each Other. They Judge Other People Together.
We Are a Cute Gang, More Than Friends Are.
A True Friend is the Greatest of All Blessings
The Greatest Gift Our Life is Friendship and I’ve Got It.
Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
Life is a Lot Better When You Have Someone to Share It With
More Beautiful Then All the Stars is the Sign in My Heart That is My Loving Friend.#
Friends Become Our Chosen Family!
The Valuable Thing in Life is True Friends.
We Will Always Be Friends Until We Are Old and Senile. Then We Can Be New Friends.
Life is Better When You’re With Friends
I Still Remember the Feeling I Felt When I First Started Talking to You.
A Sweet Friendship Refreshes the Soul!
True Friends Show Their Love in Trouble and Happiness.
Rain or Shine. I Will Always Be Here for You.
Coffee and Friends Make the Perfect Blend
In the End, We Will Not Remember the Words of Our Enemies. But We Remember the Silence of Our Friends.
A True Friend is One Soul in Two Bodies.
Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe.
Friends Don’t Let Friends Do Silly Things Alone.
I’ll Even Send You the Photos I Look Bad in.
Besides Chocolate, You’re My Favorite.
Love is Beautiful, Friendship is Better
Every Girl Needs a Boy Best Friend.
No Friendship is an Accident.
My Best Friend is a Secret Fbi Agent, He Collects All My Secrets and Reveal to My Parents!
Our Friendship Knows No Distance
The Most Discovery True Friends Make is That They Can’t Grow Separately Until They Grow Apart.
It is Easy to Find a Friend, but Difficult to Find True Friend.
Our Friendship is..awesome!!
Friendship Isn’t About Whom You Have Known the Longest It is Who Came and Never Left Your Side.
Best Friends Help You to Create Memories.
I Love My Crazy Best Friends.
Life is Better With True Friends.
Friends Become Our Chosen Family!
Live for the Moments You Can’t Put in Words.
Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
Life Was Meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!
I Don’t Know What I Did to Deserve a Best Friend Like You.
Meet My Partner in Crime!
You Are My Sunshine on a Rainy Day.
You Drive Me Crazy, but I Love It.
Best Friend? Nah. She’s My Sister.
For Your True Friends, No Need to Think Twice.
Good Friends Are Like Stars.
She is My Best Friend. You Break Her Heart, and I Will Break Your Face.
Friends Make the World Beautiful. Thanks for Being Mine.
Dear Best Friend Please Stay in My Life Forever.
I Don’t Know What I Did to Have a Best Friend Like You.
Girl Can Survive Without a Boyfriend, Not Best Friend.
Best Friends Are Hard to Find Cuz the Very Best One is Already Mine.
A Sweet Friendship Refreshes the Soul.
You Are My Sunshine on a Rainy Day.
My Best Friend is the Partner in All My Secrets.
A Friend is a Second Self
All the Best People Are Crazy
Life’s Too Short and So Are We.
You’re the Betty to My Veronica.
Victoria’s Secret Models, We Comin’ for Your Careers.
We Don’t See Any Competition.
Real Queens Fix Each Other’s Crowns.
The Sunshines of My Life.
Pizza and You Are All I Need.
Strangers Think I’m Quiet, My Friends Know That I’m Completely Insane.
I Can Send My Ugly Selfies to My Real Friends.
I Like You Because You Join in on My Weirdness.
I May Not Always Be There With You, but I Will Always Be There for You.
Side by Side or Miles Apart, Real Friends Are Always Close to the Heart.
Best Friends Have All the Therapy You Need.
I Don’t Even Need to Ask. I Got You!
Disturb Your Friends All Time.
Sometimes, Being Silly With a Friend is the Best Therapy!
Best Friends We Fight, We Argue, We Got Mad at Each Other. But We Have Each Other Until We Die.
One Friend Does Not Know How to Whisper.
The Bags Under Our Eyes Are Gucci
Reality Called, School’s Back, So We Hung Up.
And So the Adventure Begins…
Friendship is Born at That Moment When One Person Says to Another: ‘what! You Too? I Thought I Was the Only One!
If There Ever Comes a Day When We Can’t Together Keep Me in Your Heart, I Will Stay There Forever.
A True Friend is One Soul in Two Bodies.
Friendship is the Only Flower That Blooms in All Seasons
A Good Friend Know All Your Stories, a Best Friend Helps You on Writing Them.
Good Friends Are Like Snowflakes. All Different and All Beautiful.
Avenger Group is Here With Swag.
Things Are Never Quite as Scary When You Have a Best Friend.
We Are Best Friends, as We Both Are Weird.
You’re One of Those People Who Make My Life Better Just by Being in It
Friends Who Slay Together, Stay Together.
Never Let Your Friends Feel Lonely… Disturb Them All the Time.
Real Friendship is When Your Friend Comes Over to Your House Just Take a Nap.
I Love That I Don’t Have to Act Socially Acceptable Around You.
True Friends Don’t Judge Each Other. They Judge Other People Together.
Best Friends Don’t Care if Your House is Clean. They Care if You Have Wine.
When My Best Friend and I First Met, We Were Both Like, “you’re Really Weird.”
One Friend Can Change Your Whole Life. I Know (Name) Did.
When It Hurts to Look Back and You’re Afraid to Look Ahead, You Can Look Beside You and Your Best Friend Will Be There.
You Are My Best Friend, My Human Diary, and My Other Half. You Mean the World to Me and I Love You.
Best Friends Believe in You When You Don’t Believe in Yourself.
A Good Friend Knows All Your Stories. A Best Friend Helped You Write Them.
Best Friends Are the People in Your Life That Make You Laugh Louder, Smile Brighter, and Live Better.
Sometimes Being With Your Best Friend is All the Therapy You Need.
A Best Friend is Someone Who Loves You When You Forget to Love Yourself.
Friends Come and Go. Best Friends Will Always Find Their Way Back.
Best Friends Are the People You Can Do Anything and Nothing With and Still Have the Best Time.
A Best Friend is Like a Four-leafed Clover: Hard to Find and Lucky to Have.
Friends Listen to What You Say. Best Friends Listen to What You Don’t Say.
Friends Don’t Let Friends Do Silly Things Alone.
Friendship is to Find Someone Special to Be Weird With.
I Love My Crazy Best Friends.
There is Nothing on This Earth More to Be Prized Than True Friendship
My Best Friend is the One Who Brings Out the Best of Me.
Best Friends Are Those Who Share Your Problems So You Don’t Have to Go Through Them Alone.
Nothing Could Ever Replace My Best Friend.
If You Lose a Friend Because You Are Honest, It Wasn’t a True Friend.
Instagram Captions for Selfies
I Can Smell This Picture.
We Stumbled Upon Your Profile.
My Favorite Seat in Your Spa!
Looking on the Bright Side.
I Am Mine Before I Am Anyone Else’s.
Time is Precious, Make It Count.
When Life Gives You Cocktails.
I Don’t Mean to Alarm Anyone.
Autumn is Literally My Favorite Season.
Fashion is a Way of Life. Live It.
Red Lips and Rosy Cheeks.
Turn Your Scars Into Stars.
Selfie Time With Miss Beautiful
I Woke Up Like This Cheeky
A Boy Like Me Never Looks Back.
I Miss You More, and More Each Day.
Confidence is the Best Thing, You Can Wear.
I Don’t Always Take Selfies.
Sending My Selfie to Nasa, Because I’m a Star.
I Swear My Butterfly, I Will Be Back
Maybe She’s Born With It.
Time for a Quick Dad’s Selfie
Big Lights Will Inspire You.
No Makeup Pre-workout Selfie.
You’re the King, Baby I’m Your Queen.
These Are the Days We Live for.
Me and the Lollipop Twins.
Always Look on the Pink Side of Life!
Today is Another Chance to Get Better
Try to Keep Calm While Waiting for Food.
You Only Live Once, but if You Do It Right, Once is Enough.
Don’t Let Your Eyes Be Blinded by Her Beauty.
You’re Never Going to Have Me.
But First, Let Me Take a Selfie.
Keep Telling Yourself Good Isn’t Good Enough. You Deserve Much More. You Deserve Greatness.
Everything Was a 3d Dude!
When You’re Asking for Detention.
Be Happy, Be Confident, Use Portrait Mode.
When You Hang With the Cutest One-year-old.
I Drink Too Much Coffee and I Think of You Often.
Sometimes, There’s No Way to Make Rational Work.
If You Could Read My Mind, You Might See More to Me Than Meets.
Best Short Captions For Instagram
There is No Remedy for Love but to Love More.
It is Love Alone That Gives Worth to All Things.
The Giving of Love is an Education in Itself.
The Art of Love is Largely the Art of Persistence.
If You Would Be Loved, Love, and Be Loveable.
So Many Changes in a Year
A Human Being Without a Friend is Like a Tree in a Desert.
Let’s Just Be Who We Really Are.
When Nature is Your Home, You Don’t Visit It
Long Caption From My Close Friends and Short of Others
A True Friend Sees the First Tear, Catches the Second, and Stops the Third
Life is Short to Wear Cute Shoes
Life is Short to Wear Cute Shoes
Life is Short to Wear Cute Shoes.
When You Don’t Believe in Yourself, Your Best Friend Believes in You.
Do What Makes Your Soul Shine.
Depending on the Story Behind the Photo.
Life is Way to Short for Bad Vibes.
When Nature is Your Home, You Don’t Visit It.
A True Friend Sees the First Tear, Catches the Second, and Stops the Third.
I’m a Wonder. A Wonder of Wonders.
Be Your Kind of Beautiful
I Feel So Alone Without You
Don’t Wish It Were Easier. Wish You Were Better.
I Never Dreamed About Success. I Worked for It.
I Attribute My Success to This: I Never Gave or Took Any Excuse.
Definiteness of Purpose is the Starting Point of All Achievement.
Only Those Who Dare to Fail Greatly Can Ever Achieve Greatly.
Begin Now to Be What You Will Be Hereafter.
Money Can Buy Happiness if You Use It to Help Others.
When I Count My Blessings I Count You Twice.
I Love Thing That Makes You Smile.
Keep Calm and Change Your Picture
You Have Every Right to a Beautiful Life!
I’m the King of the World!
Silence Speaks When Words Can’t.
One Day or Day One. You Decide.
I Aspire to Inspire Before I Expire.
Live, Travel, Adventure, Bless and Don’t Be Sorry.
Don’t Just Wait for Inspiration. Become It
If God Shuts One Door He Opens Another.
Great Things Never Came From Comfort Zones.
Instagram Captions for Couples
I'm Wearing the Smile You Gave Me.
The Best Things in Life Are Better With You.
You're My Favorite Hello and My Hardest Goodbye.
The Peanut Butter to My Jelly.
I Know They Say There’s Plenty of Fish in the Sea, but I Think You’re My Nemo.
Can I Tie Your Shoes? I Don’t Want You Falling for Anyone Else.
I Don’t Care if It’s Rude to Stare—you’re Cute and Therefore I Shall Stare.
I Fell in Love With You Because of a Million Things You Never Knew You Were Doing.
Together is a Wonderful Place to Be.
My Favorite Fairytale is Our Love Story.
Home is Wherever I'm With You.
Every Day With You is the Best Day of My Life.
We Go Together Like Cupcakes and Frosting.
You Are My Favorite Distraction.
Some People Are Worth Melting for.
I Like When You Smile, but I Love When I’m the Reason.
Every Time My Phone Goes Off, I Hope It’s You.
I’m in Love With You and All Your Little Things.
We Are Young and We’re Ashamed, Send Us to Perfect Places.
Little Do You Know How Much I Thought About You.
Put on a Slow, Dumb Show for You and Crack You Up.
I Can’t Fall Asleep Without a Little Help.
I Think You’re Lacking Vitamin Me.
Can I Borrow a Kiss? I Promise I Will Give It Back.
All I Want to Do is Taco' About You.
You've Stolen a Pizza of My Heart.
Let’s Be Weird Together, Because I Don’t Want Anyone Else.
Love is a Friendship Set to Music.
I Love You More Than Pizza, and That's Saying a Lot.
Swiped Right, Now It's for Life.
Even When I Want to Kill You, I Love You.
Thanks for Being So Good at Killing Spiders.
I'm Happy to Be Your Big/little Spoon.
He's Not Perfect, but at Least He's Not From My Hometown.
I Love You, Even When Im Hungry.
Nothing to See Here, Just a Couple of Weirdos in Love.
That Awkward Moment When Your Crush Asks You Who is Your Crush.
I Donut Know What I Would Do Without You.
All That You Are is All That I’ll Ever Need.
You’re My Favorite Daydream.
All You Need is Love—and All I Need is Yours.
I Have Found the One Whom My Soul Loves.
I Want to Be With You Until My Last Page.
Every Day With You is a New Adventure.
Love is Friendship That Has Caught Fire.
I’m Suddenly Reminded of What Butterflies Feel Like.
Take a Chance on Romance. You Never Know What Might Happen.
First Date, First Coffee, First Kiss.
Still Crushing on You, Even Though We’re Together.
I’m a Mess, but I’m Your Mess.
This Thing We’re Doing Here, You, Me. I’m in. I’m All in.
I Want to Believe in Romance Again.
I Thought I’d Be Better Off Alone. I Was Wrong.
You Are Nothing Short of My Everything.
Everywhere I Look I Am Reminded of Your Love. You Are My World.
You Are Every Reason, Every Hope and Every Dream I’ve Ever Had.
Instagram Captions Funny
Of Curse, I Talk to Myself. Sometimes I Need Expert Advice.
When Your Ex Texts You After Months, “hey, What’s Up?”. Not Today Satan, Not Today.
All My Life I Thought the Air Was Free. Until I Bought a Bag of Chips.
Tried Being Normal Once. Worst Two Minutes of My Life.
I Don’t Know What’s Tighter, Our Jeans or Our Friendship.
Be Happy, It Drives People Crazy.
No One Will Ever Be as Entertained by Us as Us.
Create Your Own Sunshine.
Life is Simple. It’s Just Not Easy.
I Don’t Think Inside the Box. I Don’t Think Outside the Box Either. I Don’t Even Know Where the Box is
The Word “studying” Was Made Up of Two Words Originally “students Dying”.
This Life is Hard, but It’s Harder if You’re Stupid.
Are You Really Living a Life or Just Paying the Bills Until You Die?
Don’t Wait I Am Always Late.
For Me, Math Class is Like Watching a Foreign Movie Without Subtitles.
Last Name Ever, First Name Greatest.
I Was Going to Make Myself a Belt Made Out of Watches, but Then I Realized It Would Be a Waste of Time.
Nobody is Perfect. My Name is Perfect!
What Do You Call a Thieving Alligator? A Crookodile
Friends: People Who Borrow My Books and Set Wet Glasses on Them.
Born to Shop. Forced to Work.
Nothing is Really Lost Until Mom Can’t Find It. – Unknown
Yes, of Course, I Am Athletic… I Surf the Internet Every Day.
Just Wing It. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.
If You Were Looking for a Sign, Here It is.
Better an Oooops, Than a What if.
Life is Too Short for Bad Vibes.
The World is Changed by Your Example, Not Your Opinion.
Chocolate Doesn’t Ask Silly Questions, Chocolate Understands – Just Like Best Friends!
Another Fine Day Ruined by Responsibilities…
I Put the “pro” in Procrastinate.
Today is One of Those Days That Even My Coffee Needs a Coffee.
You Never Know What You Have Until You Have Cleaned Your House.
Fear is Stupid. So Are Regrets.
Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire.
Yes, I Do Bad Things, but I Do Them Well.
Humble, With Just a Hint of Kanye.
I Love Listening to Lie When I Know the Truth.
Be a Pineapple: Stand Tall, Wear a Crown, and Be Sweet on the Inside.
Follow Your Heart, but Take Your Brain With You.
What Do You Call a Bear With No Ears? Ears!
Hi There! I Am Using My Brain!
Be Strong, I Whispered to My Wifi Signal.
I Need a Six Months’ Holiday, Twice a Year.
Be Yourself, Everyone Else is Taken.
If Everyone Knew What I Was Thinking, I Would Get Punched in the Face a Lot.
They Say Don’t Try This at Home…so I Went to My Friends Home!
7 Percent of All Statistics Are Made Up on the Spot.
After Tuesdays, Even the Calendar Goes Wtf.
The Fridge is a Clear Example That What Matters is on the Inside.
Nothing is Lost Until Your Mother Can’t Find It.
If There Would Be an Award for Being Lazy, I Would Send Someone to Pick It Up for Me.
There Maybe No Excuse for Laziness; but I’m Still Looking.
I Used to Think I Was Indecisive, but Now I Am Not So Sure.
Don’t Give Up on Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
How Do You Call a Pig That Does Karate? Pork Chop
I Am Not Lazy, I Am Just on Save Energy Mode.
Some Days I Amaze Myself. Other Days I Put My Keys in the Fridge.
During the Day I Didn’t Believe in Ghosts. At Night I Become a Bit More Open-minded.
At Night I Fall Asleep. In the Morning I Can’t Get Up.
Sometimes I Wish I Was a Bird. So I Could Fly Over Certain People and Shit on Their Heads.
This Too Shall Pass. It Might Pass Like a Kidney Stone, but It Will Pass.
Cinderella is Proof That a New Pair of Shoes Can Change Your Life.
Maybe if We Tell People the Brain is an App, They’ll Start Using It.
Instagram Captions for Summer
I’m in a Flip Flop State of Mind.
Coz a Little Bit of Summer is What the Whole Year’s All About.
Yay, It’s Summer Again! Yippee!
Give It Up for the Kids Eating Good, Getting Lit.
Summertime and the Livin’ is Easy.
This Just Can’t Be Summer Love.
I Wish I Had More Vacation Days.
Keep Calm and Lay in the Sun.
Sun, Sand & Pineapple in Hand.
If You’re Not Barefoot, Then You’re Overdressed.
If U Only Walk on Sunny Days You’ll Never Reach Your Destination.
Sandy Toes & Sun-kissed Nose.
Don’t Worry, Beach Happy.
I Find My Happiness Where the Sun Shines
I’m Ready for the Summer Nights
I’m Ready for Summer! Who’s With Me?
That Crazy Little Sun of a Beach.
You R My Sunshine, My Only Sunshine.
I’m Ready for the Summer Nights.
Life is Cool by the Pool.
High Tides and Good Vibes
Don’t Worry, Beach Happy *insert Wave Emoticon*
Anchors Away! *insert Anchor Emoticon*
Happy First Day of Summer!
Dear Winter, I’m Breaking Up With U. I Think It’s Time I Start Seeing Other Seasons. Summer is Hotter Than U.
Girls Just Wanna Have Sun.
Everything Good, Everything Magical Happens Between the Months of June and August.
It’s Time for the Sun, Sea and Sand.
One Must Maintain a Little Bit of Summer, Even in the Middle of Winter.
I’m Ready for Summer! Who’s With Me?
Close Your Eyes & Feel the Summer Breeze.
U Will Never Have This Day Again, So Make It Count.
Hey Summer, I’m Waiting for U.
Peace is Seeing the Sunrise or a Sunset.
Summer Means Going to the Beach, Going to Disneyland, Having Fun.
Hey Summer, I’m Waiting for You
I’m Just a Beachy Kinda Girl
Nothing but Blue Skies *insert Sun Emoticon*
Sunsets & Palm Trees.it’s a Tanning Type of Day 🙂
Have a Nice Summer Vacation!
Tomorrow May Rain, So I’ll Follow the Sun
I’ve Got Sunshine on a Cloudy Day
Sunshine is the Best Medicine
Take Advantage of Those Additional Hours of Sunlight
Let’s Have Some Fun in the Sun
She’s Not Sun-kissed, She Kisses the Sun
Beautiful Music Captions on Summer
The Sun Shines Not on Us but in Us.
Let the Countdown to Beach Time Begin!
I Dream of a Never Ending Summer.
Happiness is, a Cool Breeze on a Summer Night.
Every Summer Has It’s Own Story.
Today, Fill Ur Cup of Life With Sunshine, Love & Laughter
My Dreams Are Made of Sand & Waves.
I Was Made for Sunny Days.
Happiness is Sun, Sand & a Drink in My Hand.
I Need Six Months Vacation, Twice a Year.
I Dream of Summers That Last Forever.
U Can Wash Off the Sand From Your Flip Flops, but Not From Ur Heart.
Summer Time is Almost Over! Can’t Wait for Fall!
Sunshine is My Favorite Accessory Chasing the Sun
Summer Should Get a Speeding Ticket
Goodbye Summer! Gonna Miss You!
Goodbye Summer Hello Fall
I Dream of a Never-ending Summer
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